- Hypocrisy - never practising what they preach;
- pretending British/English are labels that apply to every British/English person when they only mean them to apply to Whites;
- solipsism;
- narcissism;
- ignorant;
- angry when you do not agree with them; eg, "That is your opinion?";
- White men assume White women are property; eg, "Our women";
- panicking when they realise how universally unpopular they are with other ethnicities; eg, "Why do they hate us so much?";
- alcoholism;
- standing in doorways;
- impatient;
- using shopping trolleys as crutches;
- dependent on others for self-esteem;
- talk more than they do;
- not very good in bed;
- paranoid/schizophrenic;
- unfriendly;
- the desperate need for others to think them wonderful, so that they can think it themselves;
- puritanical fear of the pleasures and success of others;
- social snobbery;
- resentment at the loss of the British Empire;
- being poor listeners;
- being unable to objectively-define either Britishness or Englishness;
- always talking about themselves;
- being insincere & superficial;
- believing values possess a nationality; eg, "British values";
- believing in legislating-for-love; eg, Laws against Sedition & Treason;
- believing Jobs have Nationalities; eg, "British Jobs for British People";
- believing British people are better than anyone else; eg, Institutional Racism & Northern Ireland;
- believing British/English means having only White skin;
- laziness; eg, Whites are owed a living since it should be: "British Jobs for British People";
- having no culture other than pretending England is a great country with no examples of this greatness given;
- confusing the Personal with the Political; Wit with Sarcasm; Sex with Love; Irony with sincerity;
- being proud of other English people's achievements as a substitute for one's own lack of achievement;
- being angry - especially when told the truth about themselves;
- believing England to be unique with no evidence ever given;
- being unable to adapt to changing global circumstances;
- working long hours to avoid facing an empty personal life;
- wanting to get skin cancer by needlessly exposing themselves (& their children) to the sun;
- eating in front of the television rather than at the table;
- loving animals more than people;
- endlessly talking about the weather;
- poking their noses into other people's business / talking about others for malicious reasons;
- schadenfreude;
- lack of genuine creativity in music, painting nor the arts generally; except Shakespeare & Chaplin (neither of whom is respected by the English, now);
- poor personal hygiene; eg, a dearth of domestic bidets & not washing hands after urinating;
- untidy homes;
- giving up at the first hurdle, then blaming it on Society;
- being loud and inappropriately aggressive to vainly conceal shyness;
- poor social skills;
- soccer hooliganism;
- drinking alcohol to lubricate the wheels of social interaction rather than engaging in affinity or empathy;
- whinging about others rather than taking personal responsibility for their own failings;
- inventing Political Correctness to conceal their fear of anyone (& anything) different;
- discomfort with emotions and sensations - their own and others;
- fear of intelligent people;
- obsession with Sex as a solace for lovelessness;
- lack of realism from living in a White supremacist fantasy world;
- fear of failure;
- fear of success;
- trying to get their friends to like them for fear that they actually do not;
Copyright © 2011 Frank TALKER. Permission granted to reproduce and distribute it in any format; provided that mention of the author’s Weblog (http://whitespeak.blogspot.com/) is included: E-mail notification requested. All other rights reserved. Frank TALKER is also the author of Sweaty Socks: A Treatise on the Inevitability of Toe Jam in Hot Weather (East Cheam Press: Groper Books, 1997) and is University of Bullshit Professor Emeritus of Madeupology.
